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BURSTS IN. "WOT A CUTIE."


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Two little toddler tentas turned to stare wide eyed to the intruder, th e one with the scruff of blonde hair watched curiously while the Red heads bottom lip quivered, a small threat of future crying.

"Oh yes, yes I didn’t forget you!" He chuckled, leaning down to take ahold of the blonde sibling, holding them both to his chest. "Oh me and Bijou can be parents! Pretend adoptive parents! I’d recommend May Day, but she’s a bit violent and likes to hit things and run around a lot, I don’t think that’s very safe…"

They had a dad, but if this man wanted to play parents then he was game. However, Aurora nervously leaned back from Oswald; very unsure. If her brother wasn’t worried then she shouldn’t be, but still.

And he wasn’t; Ray continued to grin and laughed once he was lifted. Aurora relaxed, and even smiled herself when her brother ran his hands in Oswalds bulbous hair, getting it messy.

The medic’s hair deflated and that, and Oswald gave Ray a playful look. “My goodness you’re quite the rambunctious little thing! I’d better bring you home before you start becoming too much for even me to handle!”

Ray laughed and Aurora giggled, the two glowing from their delight as the man’s hair fell.

"Oui! Home!"The blonde agreed. Then he released his tentacles from Oswald’s arm and gripped his shirt. Silly Ray, the tentas toddler was doing his best now to slide out of the medics grip and to latch around his leg.

"Ah ah! You had better stay tight, young man, you will not be clinging to my ankle…! There’s germs down there." Oswald tutted Ray as he walked into the BLU base.

He was soon at his infirmary, pushing the doors open with his knee, before setting the two little tentacled children on the counter top. A little snail with a hat on it slithered by the two as the medic washed his hands. “I suppose we ought to try and find both of your parents. Kidnapping children won’t look very good on my record…!”

Is anyone willing to donate their eyeball?


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For eyeball related science!

*raises hand* Mon ami does et ‘ave to my /my/ eyeball?

As long as its intact and fresh, I do not give a gosh darn who’s eyeball it is!

Fuck et, just use mine, I’m too drunk to con some poor bastard into ‘elping you

"Oh Sassy, you don’t have to do that! After all, I like your eyes right where they’ve always been!"

"Mon ami my eyes will be replaced, share and share alike or somezing"

"Yes but that’s painful! I’m not a mad doctor, I’m your friend!"

Send “What’s this?” And I will generate a number to see what item your muse has found in mine’s belongings.


rp-medic:

Mix of nsfw, angst, and fluff. Numbers 1-15

Click here for an online random number generator.

  1. Sex toy
  2. Teddy bear
  3. My muse’s old baby blankie
  4. Old photographs showing my muse was abused when younger.
  5. Playboy pictures
  6. My muses’ old family portrait.
  7. A love letter my muse meant to send yours, but never did
  8. A condom
  9. A weapon
  10. Lubricant
  11. Paddle
  12. Stolen gems
  13. Chains and whips
  14. Flowers with your muses name on the tag
  15. Handcuffs

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"Bruce! Happy Earth Day!" Tucks a flower behind his ear.


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Bruce blushed, smiling as he bowed his head. “Thanks, mate.”

Blue eyes squinted. “You’d better tell me or I’ll kiss you.”

He bit his lip a little at that. “…I like bein’ in yer heart,” he said simply.

"Oh…! Oh Bruce, you’re so sweet." He chuckled, wrapping his arms around the other and giving a little squeeze. "I hope I’m in yours too…!"

"Always," he promised, hugging the other close, offering him a kiss on the tip of his nose.

"Oh Bruce…" Oswald sighed, relaxing in the other’s embrace. "Sometimes I wish you were the one I was with…"

"Why?" he asked softly. "Does your lover do anything…bad?"

"Oh no, he’d never lay a hand on me like that! Oh goodness… I’m sorry I said that about him, that’s just rude of me, he loves me so dearly. I wish he were just as around as often as you are. I was so excited to do all the things couples do together! But… I understand he’s very busy so he won’t be around a lot, but that’s okay I shouldn’t be so greedy and rude about it all."

"…’e could still put in a little more effort," he grumbled softly, shrugging his shoulders. He didn’t want to step on anyone’s toes but still…if this made Oswald so sad…

"…Did you know he asked me to marry him?" He looked to the other. "Just the other week…? It was such a sweet gesture, but… I don’t know him very much at all. He gave me the ring and told me not to wear it until we were ready to be married… But my goodness, it feels like it’s all going so fast and I’ve barely just got with him, and I feel like I do not know him much at all…"

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While waiting for pizza, starts drawing up plans for her next prank.

Peeks over her shoulder while they wait. “You should break into their home and moving everything two inches to the left.”

Quickly presses her notepad to her chest and looks up at him. “… do you really think that would work?”

He nodded. “Nothing causes more distress than see everything seemingly in the same spot, but somehow causing them to trip over this and that! Also, when you hear them fall over something, you can walk in and say ‘Are you alright? Something doesn’t sound RIGHT.’ You get it? Because it’s to the left and not on the right where its suppose to be!”

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While waiting for pizza, starts drawing up plans for her next prank.

Peeks over her shoulder while they wait. “You should break into their home and moving everything two inches to the left.”

Quietly puts on wedding ring when no one is looking.


Laughs nasally to self like a school girl.

Is anyone willing to donate their eyeball?


redtroopno3825:

autumnbotaum:

redtroopno3825:

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For eyeball related science!

*raises hand* Mon ami does et ‘ave to my /my/ eyeball?

As long as its intact and fresh, I do not give a gosh darn who’s eyeball it is!

Fuck et, just use mine, I’m too drunk to con some poor bastard into ‘elping you

"Oh Sassy, you don’t have to do that! After all, I like your eyes right where they’ve always been!"