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"Aha! That’s it!" Oswald poked Sassy’s chest. "You cannot read! That’s why I’m here! It must be, how can anyone be happy in life not knowing how to read!"

"Mon ami you’re barking up ze wrong tree, I’m not interested I do just fine wizout knowing ‘ow to read"

"But… Wot if I move away and I send you endearing letters or something! …..Maybe one I send asks if you want a naughty picture? But you can’t read so you never send a letter back and I never dress in obscure and kinky clothing for your amusement!"

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Sassy is mostly illiterate, he certainly can’t read in English but he can read only a few phrases in French like ‘Beware of dog’ or ‘Highly Explosive’

"Tell me and I’ll get off you." He replied defiantly, turning up his nose and crossing his arms.

" ‘ow about I /don’t/ tell you and we get off on each ozzer" he answered with a grin.

"Oh no, your devious nature isn’t going to scare me away! Now tell me wot it is that you are having trouble with or I’ll be forced to do the unmentionable!"

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